I'm @BernieTheFlumph on Twitter and most other places.
Here's a Moleman:
You are a native of subterranean realms. You have large teeth, tiny black eyes, and hairless pink skin covered with a thin layer of luminescent mucus. Despite your hideous appearance, you come from a sophisticated culture that values industry and learnedness. Your ideas of natural rights and representative democracy are alien to most other cultures.
Stack of pamphlets and handbills.
Fencing saber (damage as sword).
2 Natural Philosophy
2 Political Theory
2 Comparative Religion
2 Sword fighting
Special Once per day, you can produce a wad of luminescent mucus that sheds light like a lantern. This light lasts a number of hours equal to your skill and can be stuck to any solid surface.